AN OLD MAN TURNED NINETY-EIGHT
HE WON THE LOTTERY AND DIED THE NEXT DAY
IT´S A BLACK FLY IN YOUR CHARDONNAY
IT´S A DEATH ROW PARDON TWO MINUTES TOO LATE
AND ISN´T IT IRONIC...DONTCHA THINK?


IT´S LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT´S A FREE RIDE WHEN YOU´VE ALREADY PAID
IT´S THE GOOD ADVICE THAT YOU JUST DIDN´T TAKE
WHO WOULD´VE THOUGHT...IT FIGURES

MR. PLAY IT SAFE WAS AFRAID TO FLY
HE PACKED HIS SUITCASE AND KISSED HIS KIDS GOODBYE
HE WAITED HIS WHOLE DAMN LIFE TO TAKE THAT FLIGHT
AND AS THE PLANE CRASHED DOWN HE THOUGHT
"WELL ISN´T THIS NICE..."
AND ISN´T IT IRONIC...DONTCHA THINK




IT´S LIKE RAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY




IT´S A FREE RIDE WHEN YOU´VE ALREADY PAID




IT´S THE GOOD ADVICE THAT YOU JUST DIDN´T TAKE




WHO WOULD´VE THOUGHT...IT FIGURES